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Latent Heterosexual

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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lavender passageway

The rectum. Presumably, this word's etymology originates from the word lavender, meaning "gay" in certain contexts unrelated to violet hues.
Wikipedia is administered by people with a stick up their lavender passageway.
by Tochterlieber April 13, 2008
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Lavender Brown

Small character in the Harry Potter series. Was the first student in Harry's year to be sorted into Gryffindor. In the sixth book, Lavender dates Ron Weasley for some of the year. Was a very clingy girlfriend and is often chosen as least favorite female character in the series because of this. Best friends with Parvati Patil.

Movies: Lavender's race was unspecified for the first five books, so she was portrayed by different black actresses. In book six, J. K. Rowling specifically says that she is white and the role was taken over by Jessie Cave for the rest of the film franchise.

Fan Fiction: In many fan fictions, Lavender is paired with Seamus Finnigan. She also appears in femslash fictions.
What many people fail to understand is that without Lavender Brown, Romione may have never happened.
by LovelyLavenderBrown April 18, 2011
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Laten

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katie lavender

The most awesome and beautiful girl you could ever lay eyes on.
by Lhardy September 12, 2013
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Latencuck

A delusional PC enthusiast that thinks they know better than engineers and constantly makes excuses for why they're bad at games. Uses terms like Mousefeel, DPC Latency, Residuals, CR1, EMI, Linpack, HyperThreading, IMLC, e.t.c. Thinks that using outdated and dysfunctional windows versions makes their PC run better. Shills decade old hardware because it has lower memory latency in a test yet runs everything else 1000x worse. Prone to be easily agitated and will likely call you unstable.
"That latencuck is always complaining about how much EMI he has and how his residuals don't match in linpack"
"Some latencuck told me to run linpack and now my cpu won't boot at stock settings"
by HoftOCLabGarax March 23, 2022
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Lavender

The most beautiful, talented, epic, awesome, and irresistible female on the face of the earth. Lavender is a name only worthy of those who have undying beauty, and unbelievable talent. So beautiful, in fact, men often have to fight over her totaly epic qualities.
"Lavender is so pretty... even prettier than that Olivia chick!"

"Hey, there goes Lavender, she's hella bomb to the core!"
by Kevin N. Hernandez August 27, 2013
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