As long as I get my hookers gambling and free food, who gives a fuck about the sprinklers?
A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.
I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.
A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.
I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.
by Flagged February 19, 2013
Get the Las Vegasmug. The new Mexico(not to be confused with New Mexico). Mainly populated with assholes, hobos, shemales, hustlers, gangsters, and of course Mexicans, some what of LA, but with more gambling. Main income from Las Vegas comes from cornholing tourist of their life savings and that's about it there isn't anything else to go here.
Las Vegas is very stereotypical in the movies, but is a really more like homeless tweeker asking you for a dollar so he funds together for a bottle of Wild Irish Rose so he'll be able to go to sleep next to the convenience store parking lot(which is actually what you will get asked for a lot walking down Fremont or any garbage infested shithole street that's in the central of town). Las Vegas is best as a one time experience just so I would be able to slap you in the face and tell you I told you so.
Las Vegas is very stereotypical in the movies, but is a really more like homeless tweeker asking you for a dollar so he funds together for a bottle of Wild Irish Rose so he'll be able to go to sleep next to the convenience store parking lot(which is actually what you will get asked for a lot walking down Fremont or any garbage infested shithole street that's in the central of town). Las Vegas is best as a one time experience just so I would be able to slap you in the face and tell you I told you so.
Let's never fucking think about Las Vegas as is it was in the hangover, because we are in jail now for a week for jay-walking. Unlike the ones in the movie who got away with being tased for stealing a police car.
by wythstyles December 14, 2010
Get the Las Vegasmug. A megacity in the desert where its existence is solely based on a desert river that is slowly drying up due to itself, the city offers activities such as gambling, gambling, gambling, and gambling. Every now and then there's a nice hotel paid by vice.
Lucky soul who escaped: I got banned from Las Vegas through a combination of sheer stupidity and luck
by Tax Evasion & Fraud June 23, 2022
Get the Las Vegasmug. Vastly overrated.
Retardedly, some people seem to think that no one actually inhabits Las Vegas.
It's also boring.
Retardedly, some people seem to think that no one actually inhabits Las Vegas.
It's also boring.
I've never seen a hooker, and casinos and gambling aren't a huge deal.
I don't live in a hotel, I live in a suburb.
Las Vegas is devoid of culture.
I don't live in a hotel, I live in a suburb.
Las Vegas is devoid of culture.
by yaoi-chan December 28, 2005
Get the Las Vegasmug. A city full of judgemental ass holes! Everyone that lives here is in competition with each other. You can never do anything right! Anything you do can and WILL be used against you in every way possible. If you move here, you better make at least 80 grand a year and have an Ecalade or Lexus or something! The people of Vegas are very materialistic. You are classified under the things you have, not who you are! It's bull shit! When I turn 18, I am getting the fuck out of here and moving to Hawaii, where I can be myself! Vegas is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: Hey!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: Wutup?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: We just bought a new car!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: What did you get?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: A Ford Focus
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: HA! Oh my God! You're a fucking faggot with a needledick! We just bought a Land Rover with 26's and a 64 foot yacht! If you ever talk to me again, I'll kick your ass! You better get the fuck out of Las Vegas!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: Wutup?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: We just bought a new car!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: What did you get?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: A Ford Focus
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: HA! Oh my God! You're a fucking faggot with a needledick! We just bought a Land Rover with 26's and a 64 foot yacht! If you ever talk to me again, I'll kick your ass! You better get the fuck out of Las Vegas!
by Anthony's friend Frankie October 4, 2006
Get the Las Vegasmug. A place where most tourist think is just place to have fun and always want to visit. But, outside that strip is a city with people who want to leave that dump.
by HelpMeNow! February 8, 2012
Get the Las Vegasmug. A city that is so epic it causes great depression among most. Visiting will make you realize how bad your day-to-day life really is.
Even if you go to Las Vegas and win some money while you're there (rare instance), you'll still be "epic-sad" when it comes time to head for home and return to your shitty old lifestyle. And if you drove to Vegas, your departure will be even shittier as you find yourself driving through miles upon miles of vast desert and lost souls.
If you get laid, you'll come home with aids.
If you get laid, you'll come home with aids.
by jizzinmypantsok March 5, 2013
Get the Las Vegasmug.