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will never get laid

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.
You: " C'mon man there are plenty of fish in the sea."

will never get laid:"Not for me, i am my own ocean."
by LoneWolfNC17 April 29, 2012
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Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.
Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!
by Intelligence001 November 16, 2020
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lardarse

yes.........'lardarse' is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word' moderation' means nothing to them. Oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like 'birds'. Big giant fat birds maybe.
'jeepers! you are a complete lardarse! stop eating cake!!!'
by sharonmoore September 14, 2006
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lard-by

Like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.

The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.
by PandaEff March 18, 2011
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Lard Town

Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"
"Nobody sidewalk surfs like Jay Buscuits! He's The Lord of Lard Town!"
by JOFAmous June 30, 2016
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lardassing it

A pejorative expression used to describe taking one’s own sweet time, moving at a snail’s pace, really dragging one’s feet.
We stayed right up until the amusement park closed and then we were seriously lardassing it all the way to the exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2021
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lard jones

this man likes animals he is a lard jones
by migger jones February 5, 2023
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