Laptop

Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...

I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.

by I Love Beer and Boobs December 26, 2008

Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

laptop sandwich

(noun) The result of placing some messy, sticky, and smelly mass upon the keyboard of a laptop or notebook computer. Then the screen is swiftly shut upon the mass therefore permanently damaging the computer. A favorite substance of use is one's own shit because of it inexpensive and readily available nature. Reported incidences of laptop sandwiches have been increasing in recent years, especially on college campuses. Generally those who have received a laptop sandwich are hated by several others and often times known as douchebags.

1)You best stop making all of your floormates so angry with you or you are bound to your laptop sandwiched.

2)That kid is such a douche. We have gotta sandwich his laptop.

3)I don't have to go, its your turn to shit in this laptop sandwitch.

by Lars Jensen April 27, 2006

Laptop Legs

The ailment that derives from bending legs to prop up laptop while lying on bed for a long period of time.
After a full night of this, laptop legs can cause unsturdy walking, random collapse of legs, the giving in of knees.

''Why you walking weird?''

''I had to finish that essay last night- now I've got Laptop Legs''

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FIRST... there was athletes foot
THEN... there was Texter's Thumb
AND NOW...LAPTOP LEGS!!!

by savi-xx May 26, 2011

Laptopless

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

by Rouli June 9, 2011

lapyap

Noun
Any small, insignificant lap-jumping dog that incessantly barks and yaps painfully loudly at absolutely nothing.

Stereotypical: Like most girls with bejeweled cell phone covers, she does nothing to stop her little puke of a lapyap from annoying everyone in her building.

Mathematical: All chihuahuas are lapyaps. All lapyaps should be suffocated. Therefore, all chihuahuas should be suffocated.

by TheToyer August 20, 2016

Lapapar

Lapapar. A great Plane Crazy Youtuber who is so successful that people think he's subbotting.

Guy: Dang, Lapapar is a really good Youtuber. You know I met him in game once? Well we didn't talk, I just noticed he was in my game.

by plncrzysgd June 25, 2020