Lapping it up

When one exceedingly enjoys an experience whereby they are the central focus.

She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.

by Plato's Son June 8, 2010

Lampard

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020

Lapatunieus

(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.

(2) Another term for 'etc.'

Example for (1)

"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."

Example for (2)

I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.

by Bounga September 30, 2006

cleveland lapdance

When you're drunk at the titty bar and you suddenly realize that you're in Cleveland, and the bitch in your lap is really a man!!

"Hey, I'm going to Cleveland this weekend"

"Just don't let anything with a moustache near your lap.... You don't one of them Cleveland Lapdances, no sir, you do not!"

by osibisa October 20, 2007

lampashis

very rude and annoying person that no-one likes

i dont like lampashis people lampashis people are very lampashis

by Lophrziesx May 31, 2015

Lagpacaning

The act of promising to do something than ditching at the last second.

We were going to go to the movies but he was lagpacaning and never showed.

by AvantGarde64 April 13, 2017

Lapashanye

The rudest female in the world, But the best hype man. She's likely to get raped, Actually she's likely to rape someone. She makes skinny glasses work somehow, And is a rude bitch but is still loved for her humor and weirdness

Woah, My best friend is a Lapashanye.

by Nazara <3 December 24, 2018