by City on da Sea April 21, 2005
Get the latteland mug.A hoe lantern is the hoe of all hoes. This hoe leads all other hoes with the light of a hundred candles.
A hoe lantern is someone who sleeps with your husband in your bed and then dabs on a little of your perfume on the way out.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
A hoe lantern is the destroyer of innocence; she teaches young children to be hoe-like breeding a whole new generation of hoes.
A hoe lantern will run you over with her car and then pick up your boyfriend at the funeral.
Hoe lanterns... just the worst.
by np:) April 6, 2010
Get the Hoe Lantern mug.An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.
They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...
Boy: Hey guys!
(gets ignored)
Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..
Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
Get the Ash-O-Lantern mug.The act of shoving a green glowstick up his/her vagina/anus then turning off the lights to reveal a green glow.
by kinky sabor January 23, 2011
Get the The Green Lantern mug.1v1 IRL, fight between two persons in real life. Often the person that sends the challenge have to pay the plane-ticket if the person who gets challenged lives far away.
by Bartzomg July 28, 2008
Get the Langelos mug.To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
Get the premature ejac-o-lantern mug.A banterous lad who has the green power ring and fights with the Green Lantern Corps
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No anti-banter shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my banter--Green Lanter's light!"
"Wow this new lantern is such a lad. He's much cooler than Hal Jordan"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"
"That's because he engages in exquisite banter, he's a Green Lanter"
by BanterousNinja February 26, 2015
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