Go get a laneeva
by Chimen tiddies June 2, 2021
Get the laneeva mug.J’Lanee is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s not too tall, not too short; just the perfect height. She’s funny, intelligent, sweet, captivating, and most of all the most loving individual on planet earth. She makes you feel good, even when you’re at your very lowest. She’s always there for you when you need her. To put it simply, she’s the best girl you could ever lay your eyes on, and her personality - oh that’s a whole other story. She’s got it all - wrapped up in a package of cuteness.
Girl: have you seen J’Lanee?
Guy: yeah, she’s fine as fuck
Girl: lol ikr, she’s my gf tho so watch your mouth before you end up dead.
Guy: haha
*gunshot*
Guy: yeah, she’s fine as fuck
Girl: lol ikr, she’s my gf tho so watch your mouth before you end up dead.
Guy: haha
*gunshot*
by Stargazing fish July 26, 2022
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Get the Lanee Thornsley. mug.A cute, pretty, beautiful and sexy girl whos so definately British, as shes proud of it. Shes a schoolgirl who has many talents, and shes a part time model in loads of adverts and catalogues.
Girl:You seen the new Tammy girl advert?
Boy:Yeah, rubbish, isnt it? But there again, it is about clothes...but I like the hot girl in it, Tina Lansdell.
Girl: Yeah, she is really pretty. And shes a fabulous model!!! In fact Im quite jealous of her...
Boy:Yeah, rubbish, isnt it? But there again, it is about clothes...but I like the hot girl in it, Tina Lansdell.
Girl: Yeah, she is really pretty. And shes a fabulous model!!! In fact Im quite jealous of her...
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