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landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.
"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"
by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004
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Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it
by dboy999 August 11, 2011
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Urban Landmine

The booby trap left behind when your dog defecates on the sidewalk and his stool is the same color as the concrete.
Walking through Canton, I'm usually very careful to avoid all the dog shit, but every once in a while I get caught by an urban landmine.
by UrbDickler June 12, 2011
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polynesian landmine

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".
"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"
by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017
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Social Landmine

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.
"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."
by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009
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landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
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landmine

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin
Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
by YounqMoney July 30, 2010
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