Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

cold lamping

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

lava-lamping

When you eat something unsettling with poo already in your rectum, the gas from the unsettling food then floats around your turds (like a lava lamp) creating intermittent pressure that you are afraid to release for fear of a shart!

I skipped my morning poo and after a spicy lunch I was lava-lamping at my desk.

by GoodeGuy July 25, 2011

Skeletal Lamping

Shoving a high powered light bulb up someones ass, and turning it on so that their bones show through as if from an x-ray machine.

We didn't have health insurance so we used skeletal lamping to see if any of his bones were broken.

by Alice McBatman September 17, 2010

Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”

Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”

by pancakehandler July 10, 2022

Butterfly lamping

A modern day sport usually played the in the early hours after a night on the town with peter pan in neverneverland! Theres never a time or a date set for such events, u just know when its time to go butterfly lamping. Equipment for this sport can vary drastically, the key point here is, more is better, but a good rummage around the kitchen and garage shouldnt see u stuck for protection against the little rascals! But the one downside is tryin to escape the watchful eye of the butterfly keepers!!

(peering through the curtains)
'He looks ridulous!!, Who is he and what is he doin up and dressed like that at this time in the morning?'
"Ah thats just someone whos goin to do some butterfly lamping, It's when you lamp specialist butterfly's for about 14yrs and catch them in a net!"

by theLamper June 12, 2012

cold lamping

When a woman is wet washing your cock with warm saliva and then blows on your saliva slathered member, giving you a refreshing cool feeling.

She cold lamped me right after deep throating me.

by jaz October 28, 2004