LaPierre

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012

lappie

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

by myftsmls June 26, 2008

lamiera

A talented girl who is very smart and when she dont get her way she goes off a dancer a beautiful lil baby and with boys all over her

LAMIERA IS THE BHADDIST

by Bhaddest.bhabie February 14, 2018

lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

by butttt May 6, 2018

Lamped up Shawty

To be caught laying comfortably in a scene. Ex: a bed, a couch

George was Lamped up Shawty in T’s bed after he drank a 4 Loko in 10 Mins

Kids Lamped up at 9 , come drink with us-Josh Kelly

by Souffside Slang May 8, 2019

Lampsexual

Noun.1.1. A person or being whose sexual experiences or techniques are laughable or nonexistent.

Noun.1.2. In correlation with Noun.1.1., it is otherwise spelt as “lmaosexual”, which is later proven to be grammatically incorrect.

Adjective.1.1. Used to describe person or being’s lack of sexual relationships and/or sexual actions.

Verb.1.1. The action of attempting ludicrous and extremely inexperienced sexual moves on targeted audience.

N.1.1..: Don’t bother buying her a drink, she’s a lampsexual.

A.1.1..: What is she still doing with you? Everyone knows you’re lampsexual.

V.1.1..: Hello? Bestie? A man just lampsexualled me and it was hilarious.

by SpaceBURRito January 2, 2022

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010