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Lamp
English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.
Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
Lamp by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020
Lamp
Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
Lamp by Ihatelamps October 20, 2022
LAMP
Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
LAMP by WadeWilson April 29, 2010