Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

Cole lamontange

They are often very afraid of the world very awkward and unusual, they are weird and very very strange. If you were to see one you could tell they are a cole, coles typically a gay curly haired Asian

Hey look over there it’s a bitch drinking some yogurt oh it’s just a cole lamontange

by Markpriceslime March 3, 2019

Lamont

Lamont is a devious handsome young man. He’s Always on demon time and is also a rizz god. Legend says Lamont is also the one that they call Milkdud.

Lamont was doing what he always do today.

by MRK14 November 28, 2021

Lamont

He “seems” to be a lot of things.

I can only confirm he has an old maid fetish.

A: “Something is holding me back from saying Lamont was lovebombing.”

B: “Ugh, what makes you say that?”

A: “He doesn’t talk to anyone… do you really think he gets a mystical ego boost from playing this random girl? Who else?”

B: “Hmm, I never thought to apply logic to the situation.”

by RiddleThis December 14, 2022

riley lamont

Nickname is Peter File
Loves to play with kids

riley lamont would say Heywood Jablowmee

by riley-lamont-is-weird September 14, 2020

LAMONT

A WAY TO DISCREETLY SAY SOMEONE IS STUPID; A BIG DUMMY.
IN REFERENCE TO THE 1970s TELEVISION SHOW "SANFORD AND SON", WHEN FRED WOULD CALL HIS SON LAMONT A "BIG DUMMY".

THAT GUY IS A LAMONT.

by soyboy22 April 13, 2017

Lamont

A guy who is sexy asl and who has a very big heart who is also bipolar and he has a really big dick

#Lamont

by 2k19 September 27, 2018