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Lamerand

A guy who is 'common' or slow witted. Someone who never gets a punchline and settles for the worse.
That guy is such white trash, a real dumb ass Lamerand!
by Angledrawers August 8, 2018
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Sloppy-Lateral

1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.
1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."
by drredbeans July 27, 2016
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ladera teen

A Ladera teen is the product of their Millennial, GenX or in rare cases Baby Boomer parents, that moved to Ladera Ranch to raise their “Little’s” in “The Bubble” away from all the

horrible and terrible things in the real world... These Littles, now teens have lived a most excellent life. So excellent in fact that they themselves feel safe, protected and ready to take on the World! They are untouchable. Then, they step out of “The Bubble” and soon realize their perfect world in Ladera Ranch is fake and not real life. They realize their cliques they once had to be apart of are mean, rude and pointless. The adults they once ridiculed, were the one thing protecting them from the big ugly world outside “the bubble” and if they had any chance of succeeding in this world outside the bubble, they better start by acknowledging that they aren’t “All That” and respecting all that is...
A Ladera Teen lives in ladera ranch and the off spring of s ladera Moms
by Truudat December 16, 2017
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laceration

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.
That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.
by Dr Slash February 18, 2010
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Laceration

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle
Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.
by Macquarie January 17, 2009
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Ladera

Look at that Ladera!
by Sonchipz July 13, 2009
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laceration

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.
My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.
by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008
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