A political party to the right of the Conservitives that professes to be acting in the interests of workers while imposing anti-union laws and tax increases for the poor.
by Angus Prune April 17, 2003
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"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.
"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"
"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)
"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!
ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun
"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"
"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.
"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)
"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!
ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun
"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"
"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO
LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.
by Flibble June 6, 2005
Get the new labour mug.The summer where everyone from actors to fast food workers and even your mom either unionize their workplace or support their existing union by going on strike for better labor conditions.
Hot labor summer survives on the belief that EVERYONE deserves fair pay and labor rights regardless of your position or industry — not just CEOs and execs.
Hot labor summer survives on the belief that EVERYONE deserves fair pay and labor rights regardless of your position or industry — not just CEOs and execs.
by Sickomonster July 13, 2023
Get the hot labor summer mug.The day anyone under 60 is merely thankful for the day off rather than for the labor unions that fought for the day off.
"Dad, have another beer and tell us again how you got clubbed by the cops when you and your fellow workers asked for a 5 day work week?"
"It was on Labor Day, Son. Back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions."
"It was on Labor Day, Son. Back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions."
by Union organizer September 7, 2011
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by black flag June 24, 2004
Get the new labour mug.An American holiday officially recognized by Congress in 1894 in response to public outcry over the violent military ending of the Pullman Strike. Labor Day takes place on the first Monday of September.
The holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. Corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on American media. As a result, most Americans do not know what the holiday is for, and associate it was leisure activities and picnics.
This is separate from May 1st, May Day, or International Workers Day, which was created in response to the Haymarket Affair in Chicago, 1886.
The holiday is typically celebrated with picnics and parades commemorating those that fought for better working conditions. Corporations are often at odds with the message of the holiday, and thus, the real history is essentially blacked on on American media. As a result, most Americans do not know what the holiday is for, and associate it was leisure activities and picnics.
This is separate from May 1st, May Day, or International Workers Day, which was created in response to the Haymarket Affair in Chicago, 1886.
"I have the day off and would love to attend the Labor Day parade down-town, but the bus system is shut down on the holiday."
"Are you going anywhere interesting over the Labor Day weekend?"
"Are you going anywhere interesting over the Labor Day weekend?"
by madric September 10, 2011
Get the Labor Day mug.A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.
by teh maleman December 26, 2008
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