The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
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a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style
a person relating to those whose origin is the so cal city of laguna beach. Fake, trend-follower, as shallow as my little brother's kiddie pool.
male: hollister model wannabe
female: fake-baked barbie, O.C. style
"Hey Cheb, look at that lagoon over there; let us make haste to rid our memory of that forsaken soul."
by Gilby and Mahoney February 18, 2005
Get the Lagoon mug.1. Taken from the re-hashed, Arsenal Football Club season-winning version of 'Crazy In Love' by Beyonce Knowles. Lyrics "Lookin' so crazy the-Gooners got me lookin', got me lookin' so crazy the-Gooners". Used to describe something that is mad to the point of disbelief, but in a fun way.
2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.
2. A Renault Laguna which is gold in colour.
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I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!
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- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.
I almost died riding the rollercoaster on Yarmouth pier - it was crazy lagooners!
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- My pops has just purchased a crazy lagooner.
- What, you mean a gold Renault Laguna?
- Correct.
by Gavin July 2, 2004
Get the crazy lagooners mug.The singer for the metal band All That Remains. He posesses incredible vocal variation: "normal" screaming, growling, shreiking, clean singing. And the awesome part is that he does it all beautifully. It is my beleif that he is one of the most underrated metal vocalists.
by freak_from_beneath June 27, 2008
Get the phil labonte mug.A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.
"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."
by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009
Get the Lagoon Cougar mug.Someone who appears in the morning and you have no recollection how she got there or what the fuck she is doing.
Dude the lagoon creature was back again last night.
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck
Jesus Christ the fucking lagoon creature is here...fuck
by Nig Rig December 12, 2009
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