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A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
A person who has excessive tendencies to make visits to Best Buy with the intentions of buying 8343924.342 movies. A Kyal Bender would like to watch movies 18.3 hours of the day if was able and the other 2.7 sleeping and consuming fatty, greasy foods. Do not make intentions on asking a Kyal Bender to do anything other than his daily routine; movie buying, movie watching, eating, and sleeping. A Kyal Bender will not intend to do so.
On August 19, 2007 in the very small valley town of Auburn a Kyal Bender was on his way home from church who unhappily went and stopped by his friend Best Buy only to realize disappointment when he bought his 500th movie and it was not one of his favorites.
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Get the Kalma mug.Kane and Randy Awkward Laughing Moments-Kralm is when you are in class and you look at your best friends an everyone else is quiet but its so quiet you start laughing then your friend starts laughing and your trying to stop laughing but the sight of your friend trying to stop laughing is so hilarious that you start making inhuman noises and it hurts not to laugh so you lose control then your friend looses control and everyone looks at you like your high. This is the most intense form of hysteria and is impossible to achieve unless you are RandyKane.
alec- did you see kane and randy?
cody- yeah the were kralming so hard i was about to try to beat their ass.
alec- yeah i know lets throw rocks so he can punch me in the face again.
cody- yeah the were kralming so hard i was about to try to beat their ass.
alec- yeah i know lets throw rocks so he can punch me in the face again.
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