Kardouchian

A person, usually famous and/or rich, that has no talent, knowledge or skill so they rely on their social status to abuse privileges to make themselves the center of attention any opportunity that they can.

So, Bertha just said that she can't wait until she's pregnant because she thinks that the baby belly is so cute. What a Kardouchian.

by Thr3bx November 9, 2011

kardick

While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.

Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage

by randohobo October 20, 2020

Kim kardasian

Please go away

That is a kim kardasian. She has more plastic in her ass than the pacific ocean

by Nigachin June 20, 2019

the Kardashians

A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

by SilawenGreenleaf June 29, 2011

Kardashian

A fake, bitchy, self-centered, person who thinks of no one but themselves who is willing to do anything (sex tape) to become famous.

Ugh, I hate that girl she could be a kardashian!

by For_sure December 15, 2013

Cody Kardashian

Is a self-made internet celebrity who gained internet fame by adding anyone and everyone that he could through myspace and his hundreds of other social networking sites. He is compared to the likes of other scene kings such as John Hock, Corey Pattakos, and Jeffree Star. He is well known for his trendy styles and happens to constantly know months before when something new will come into style. Although he is widely liked by preteens and most of the younger generation, he is extremely stuck up and sometimes a little racist. He is not related to Kim Kardashian, and his real last name is Young. As posted on Sticky Drama in January his personal info leaked and it is said the he is from the inbreeded state of (somewhere) West Virginia. He is known as an internet socialite. He is friends with John Hock, Melissa Marie, Scotty Vanity, Jennard Skynnard, Kurt Tracy, Amor Hilton, Kaiden Blake, Audrey Kitching, Jeffree Star, Kayla Catastrophe, and many other well-known scenesters.

Edenforever5: Did you get to meet Cody Kardashian at Warped Tour last year??

Mybleedingbroken$ceneheart: yeah he wouldnt give me an autograph because he said that im too ugly

SexualErection: What a douche. he's the king of the douches of douchebaggery!

Edenforever5: Yeah what a lowlife faggot!

by sceneysceneable September 19, 2009

Kardashian Level Bitch

When someone is being so bitchy and stuck up that they remind you of a Kardashian.

Girl: Wow did you hear Kim's rant today?
Other girl: yeah, she was definitely on Kardashian Level Bitch

by jj_sillygoose April 26, 2014