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an acronym for "knife up the uterus"
a kutu is that type of PMS or menstrual cramp that hurts like a motherfucker and makes you want to sit in bed and cry, bitch and moan all day (and you usually end up doing just that). the kutu is without a doubt the worst and most painful cramp a woman can have. if a girlfriend or a friend has them, you should be as nice to her as possible, because chances are those kutu's are making her have a really shitty day.
a kutu is that type of PMS or menstrual cramp that hurts like a motherfucker and makes you want to sit in bed and cry, bitch and moan all day (and you usually end up doing just that). the kutu is without a doubt the worst and most painful cramp a woman can have. if a girlfriend or a friend has them, you should be as nice to her as possible, because chances are those kutu's are making her have a really shitty day.
carrie: hey, is ellie going to the bar with us tonight?
rebecca: no :( the poor girl got kutu's about an hour ago!
carrie: oh no! you know what, screw going to the bar. let's bring her some chocolate and chick flicks to try and cheer her up.
rebecca: no :( the poor girl got kutu's about an hour ago!
carrie: oh no! you know what, screw going to the bar. let's bring her some chocolate and chick flicks to try and cheer her up.
by jeanneeeeeeee January 25, 2009
Get the kutu mug.Noun. The male species of one who walks around with excrement on his forehead but thinks that it is chocolate spread. Also, it is somebody who kidnaps little boys, cuts them open and has sexual intercourse with the wound. when you see him in public. you must shield your eyes and put a finger up your rectum so he doesnt see you or rape you. They breed like rats and are related to the wild sea cucumber found in the Aegean Sea
Willy: Look Mommy, its a kutiba!!!
Denise: Oh fuck me Willy. Don't be decieved by its big dick. It'll rape your if your not careful. Close your eyes and put your finger up your asshole so he can't put his dick inside you.
Willy: Ok Mommy. You better put up two fingers cos of what daddy does to you at night.
Denise: Oh fuck me Willy. Don't be decieved by its big dick. It'll rape your if your not careful. Close your eyes and put your finger up your asshole so he can't put his dick inside you.
Willy: Ok Mommy. You better put up two fingers cos of what daddy does to you at night.
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Get the kutbach mug.A marriage contract for Jews sighned before the wedding for the bride, it is to prevent divorce it is a contract saying what the groom gives the bride when they divorce. Needs two witnesses.
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