ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

Ashton Kutcher

Cocaine. Names of white people such as Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus allude to the drug Cocaine.

Wipe your nose, stop fucking with Ashton Kutcher

by UltimateRuffles October 29, 2019

Ashton Kutcher

Hott...awsome actor n just an awesome Guy for my friend megan!!

Ashton is the best guy ever!

by Brooke September 15, 2004

kutchery

State of the weather when the temperature is between 70 and 79 degrees Fahrenheit.

It was freezing yesterday, but now it’s gone all kutchery outside.

by bal-de-vis April 23, 2009

ashton kutcher

gorgeous man who has great hair and a sexy body

i am mrs. ashton kutcher so back off :)

by juney cromer August 4, 2007

Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

by Dataspice May 8, 2009