kung pow

The best parody movie EVAR.


The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR


I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.

"You go that way, I'll go home"

"I've CHOSEN the large tub"

"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"

" I swing a bit more"


"I swing a bit less"

"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"


"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

kung fu breath

Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.

John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.

by crazy eighties February 21, 2013

Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

kung pow penis

a phrase made specifically to trigger tumblr user trilllizard666.

trilllizard666: (says literally anything)
tumblr users: kung pow penis

by :weary: October 4, 2018

Kung Pow

The surprise underground hit of the year, a virtual feel-good movie, a triumph of the human spirit... Ah, baloney, it's a ridiculously funny yet absurdly inane martial arts flick starring Jim Carrey's old partner, Steve Oedekirk. Makes you laugh 'til you hurl.

"How do like my face-to-foot style?"

"I'm sure that on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is that this is Earth."

by Larry C. January 19, 2004

kung fu money

money that's spent all in one go - usually on a good timin' night out

We're going down the pub, bring your kung fu money

by Tim Wells September 5, 2003

Kung Foo

Skill from badass programming powers

"He has some serious kung foo skills"

by Raziel February 9, 2003