Krunch

To eat while sober (Drunch: Drunk, Munch: High).

You down to Krunch?
Yeah I'm pretty hungry

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 12, 2019

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006

kronickG4

kool cat,likes to have fun(as in every day in every way), can't stand mean people & loves to put them in their place.
very out going, a friend to the end. he will snipe your little mellon from across the field of battle just in time to keep a buddy from getting poned from behind(oh yea he's a GAMER in the truest sence of the word. ....and yea he's high every day, but thats part of his charm,..to do no harm, unless you are on the WRONG side of a battle,then he'll break your arm.

Smoker,joker,mid-night toker,.. getting lovin with a gun,..kool cat,gamer,kronickg4

by kronickG4 August 22, 2011

kruticroft

Impossible mind fuck somehow believed by person by means unknown or impossible scenarios.

Im gonna kruticroft that prick to think hes getting laid by her, but i know she hates him.think hell believe it if we have enough back story

by Pyssed May 22, 2020

krunkcore

a genre of music that combines screamo, or metal with hip hop and electronic beats

yo bro, that krunkcore band was unreal!

by krunkfreak December 22, 2009

Krunch

Krunch is dried male ejaculate. Ofter attached to bedding or clothing.

Jerry took a woman back to his house, they were making out and he threw her on his bed, however she got up and ran of screaming. It only became apparent to jerry hours later that she had seen the Krunch on his bedding.

by chubby thy legend February 1, 2010

kronic bitch depression

when your very depressed that your woman (Bitch) has left your sorry ass for someone who can do a better job at pleasin her.

Nick: Whats wrong with tim? why's he cryin??
Justin: He just lost his girl to ken down the street...
Nick: oh damn, he must be suffering from Kronic Bitch Depression!!!

by JAnton November 6, 2007