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Kristopher

Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
Kristopher fuck you nigg@
by NuggieMan November 22, 2021
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Kristopher

the name of a guy that will blow your back out on site
holy shit its Kristopher watch out hes gonna blow our backs out!!!
by kriiisss November 14, 2021
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Kristopher

A boy or man with a crazy height and huge hands. His handwriting is horrid, never let him in a business where you have to write. He has a FAT ass nose. He's such a bully and thinks everybody wants him.
Person: Hey Kristopher!
Kristopher: No *he takes a big sniff as his nose jiggles from how big it is*

Person: Can you write this paper for me?

Kristopher: Yea *writes paper*
Person: What the hell! What is this sloppy sh*t!
by IHATEHIM558 January 24, 2024
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Kristopher

The guy who ran track in high school, ate baby carrots, and drank expired school chocolate milk all throughout senior year English while studying classic literature.
Wow, I hope my son grows up to be a Kristopher some day!
by Kachow_95 February 18, 2021
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Kristoph-Sexual

a term referring to those who are exclusively (or almost exclusively) attracted to the character Kristoph Gavin from the video game "Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney. Such people recognize that, whatever their sexual preferences would typically be, they would nevertheless smash Kristoph in a game of "Smash or Pass"

It seems to be connected to a desire for--and enjoyment of--being pissed on by Kristoph Gavin. Even those who would not usually enjoy such an activity have expressed such a desire
Damn, Someone just pissed on me and now I am feeling very Kristoph-sexual
by Kristoph Gavin April 15, 2024
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Kristoph

A person with a kind attitude and is great for sports
Kristoph is really good in football
by RIGYEET February 1, 2020
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Kristopher

Kris is my best friend and my only real friend i can share stuff with even tho they r almost a adult and live 73737474 miles away from me i appreciate u so much and i think ur the most kindest person ive met
Kristopher is a fruit ninja

Oh you need a knife? Kris has one
by Adriana.lopez<3 February 18, 2023
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