Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
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Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'
Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!
by Lucarion November 24, 2023
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Kringle

When the various keychains hanging on your mirror jingle when you speed around the corner of a turn in your midsize tryna impress your bae standing in the driveway.
by kylearse January 31, 2024
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Kringle

Taiwanese American slang for a controlled substance, typically referring to ecstasy or amphetamines.
Friend1: Yo we picking up that kringle before we hit the club?

Friend2: Hundo P, just have to swing by my mom's to grab some food she made first. I guess she was up all night making it special for us or something.
by LeoMarbson March 28, 2020
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A name for a funny, yet also sort of goofy person. It's a very intelligent phrase that was developed in the year 2023, and the phrase was thrown around so much, yet never gets old with time.
Person 1: Yo do you wanna get some pizza
Person 2: nahh me to dum no wan pizza
Person 1: u are a dumb Pringle Dingle Wingle Chingle Mingle Dingle Kristmas Kringle !
by JD Official January 03, 2024
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gripe kringle

a word someone (madison) comes up with when typing random letters
I gripe kringle my pants
by kittykittylicklick95 November 11, 2011
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Danish-Kringle

The act of pulling on a ballsack while the man ejaculates. Originating in Denmark.
We ended with a hot, sexy Danish-Kringle.
by Larry Stephen’s October 20, 2022
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