Kowalsking

The act of getting caught cheating and responding with incoherent nonsense that you aren't cheating while simultaneously confessing to cheating.

Did you see what ole boy did?
Yea we caught him and asked him to explain but he just kept Kowalsking so we let him go.

by Brandocc7 January 14, 2022

Kowalski Syndrom

The Kowalski Syndrom is a trend on german Tik Tok referring to the german pornstar "Egon Kowalski" and his excessive moans he does in his videos. People on Tik Tok doing the trend will be "infected" with the syndrom and constantly moan in their sentences or conversations, imitating Egon Kowalski. They'll say phrases like "rein in die Futterluke" (in the feed hatch), "rein in die Biotonne" (in the bio trash), parodying his dirty talk.

(infected with the Kowalski Syndrom) "Hello Miss Baker (boah), can I COME over today (boah)

by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023

Kowalshit

A very annoying teacher, usually for social studies. Everyone hates this teacher and theres too much to say about this teacher I cant even fit it.

My first hour teacher is Kowalshit. God, I hate her!

by kokmeatsandwich March 31, 2025

kowalski

A girl/coke whore who would do anything for some bag. These actions include but are not limited to an eiffel tower.

“Yo let’s invite ____” nah bro she’s a kowalski

by dickdipper69 November 8, 2025

Tiff Kowalski

A large female that had doubled her size. She is an avid attender of Whalesfest. Somehow despite her size she is a whore and also steals peoples boyfriends. Not to mention she is the biggest bitch and she uses people. You only hear from her when she wants something that you have. She is not your friend because she likes you she is your friend because you have something she wants. She ruins everything and always complains and thinks she is the shit when she clearly is not but people are afraid to say something to her because of fear they will be sat on and killed. Drama starter

I thought she was my friend but she just used me like a tiff kowalski

by Iris the Syrus August 7, 2011

Dirty Kowalski

Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someone’s nose; similar to the “dirty Sanchez” however with urine instead of feces

Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.

by Ortho 13 January 12, 2018

Maya Kowalska

Maya Kowalska is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She is such an outdoorsy person and you just think of nature when you see her. She’s good at every sport and she navigates her life with the mindset of not caring what others think. She’s so beautiful and one of the best friends you could ever have. Any man would be lucky to be with her and she has the prettiest blue eyes.

Maya Kowalska said hi to me yesterday.

by aceofhearts_ July 20, 2024