Kowalska

A polish mother who is a clean freak and bipolar , wont stop cleaning and baking cakes. Bitches about her skinny ass and always drinks tea with lemon.

Man that Kowalska is a crazy ass bitch.

OR

She's acting Kowalska

Kowalska by Gorgezendin December 5, 2010

Maya Kowalska 

Maya Kowalska is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She is such an outdoorsy person and you just think of nature when you see her. She’s good at every sport and she navigates her life with the mindset of not caring what others think. She’s so beautiful and one of the best friends you could ever have. Any man would be lucky to be with her and she has the prettiest blue eyes.

Maya Kowalska said hi to me yesterday.

Maya Kowalska by aceofhearts_ July 20, 2024

Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.

When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.

Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019

Kowalski 

Analysis

Kowalski, analysis

Kowalski by furryraper69 October 28, 2018

Kowalski 

A penguin that analyzes photos on twitter, specifically memes.

Twitter: *Posts Meme*
Kowalski Analysis

Kowalski by Vision_Brian November 30, 2018

Cs x Kowalski 

A gamer on Xbox live know to say the most random things at anytime and vote to have one of the most sacristies Laughs online is believe to be Japanese but oddly speaks perfect English can be found playing online on GTA IV, Froza Motorsport 3,left 4 dead 1 & 2, any Naruto game or with his clan on Modern Warfare 2.

(Random L4D 2 game)
Cs x Kowalski : " in the mall " ok were on three and lets see there the food court there and ....
Random gamer : come on man ... " jump by hunter " GET HIM OFF OF ME ! ! !
Cs x Kowalski : " sinister laugh and kills it " stop messing around i need to get some jeans

Random gamer: thanks and stop doing that laugh you freaking me out.
Cs x Kowalski: ok let go

Cs x Kowalski by Landmark23 January 2, 2010

kowalski 

The nickname given to a dependable blue collar grunt type of person always in the background doing the hard work supporting the hero, leader or boss but never getting the glory or basking in the limelight. A common name used by the American film industry for a minor supporting actor's character.

Because Corporal Bradshaw always accomplished the mission without incident or drama and never received recognition from his superiors, the platoon called him Kowalski.

kowalski by zeb zotop April 23, 2010