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Klondike

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 8, 2003
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klondike butt syndrome

KBS for short. when you unknowingly place your tush on an icy cold toilet seat. the result is a firce case of shrinkage and a slight constipation.
anticipating a pleasent dump, paul was stunned to find a ice cold toilet seat and got a wicked case of KBS.
by paul May 5, 2004
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Alaskan Klondike Bar

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars
by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011
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what would you do for a klondike bar?

An idiotic question asked by many so as to promote the sale of Klondike bars, an overrated ice cream product.

On the commercial, the answers are actually kind of offensive. For example, one man was forced to listen to his wife for 10 seconds, so as to be allowed a klondike bar. WOW! I mean, it's so hard to listen to your wife, right? And I bet that relationship's gonna last long.

Don't do anything for a Klondike bar, get a drumstick instead.
Anon: What would you do for a klondike bar?
Jenna Marbles: Nothing. I would go to the fucking store and buy one if I wanted one that bad, which I don't. Fucking overrated ice cream product. (actual quote)
by hai_bai September 7, 2011
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koodies

When your friends won't touch you because of the dirtyness one recieves after being with someone of the opposite sex that they are jealous of.
Get away! You are covered in KOODIES!!
by Kuchiki Byakuya April 22, 2006
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backwards klondike

backwards klondike is a sexual position in which a dude stands leaning against an open freezer or refridgerator and a girl bends over in front of him with her legs behind his and her arms/ hands on the floor (for support). similar to doggy style but the guy stands
it was getting hot last july so me and ramon did the backwards klondike in the frozen pizza aisle after hours in weis
by Widdle Munchkin June 29, 2009
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Kooni

Slang for Fagget in afghan farsi (dari)
that kid is a kooni
"Eene bacha yak kooni ast"
by afg619 January 16, 2010
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