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Mecha Phantom Beast O-Lion is in mt starting hand EVERY SINGLE DUEL! Why is your card drawing algorithm like this!?
Hym "Jesus Christ Konami... IT'S EVERY HAND! IT'S IN EVERY. STARTING. HAND!!! Why is it DOING THAT!? The SAME THING happens with Silent Magician lvl 8! IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK KONAMI! YOU KNOW THIS! AURORADON'S EFFECT DOESN'T WORK IF MY ONE-OF O-LION ISN'T IN THE GADDMAN DECK, KONAMI! I CAN'T USE 'LVL UP' IF THE CARD I'M LEVELING UP INTO IS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING HAND, KONAMI! I HAVEN'T DRAWN MY 2-OF DIMENSION SHIFTER A SINGLE TIME! I'VE DRAWN O-LION 4 OUT OF THE LAST 5 DUELS! Is there... I don't know- Do you want to explain yourself!? Am I NOT ALLOWED to use Auroradon!? DO YOU NOT KNOW!? CAN YOU NOT TELL!? I've drawn my 1-of O-lion more times than I've drawn my 3-of Ash Blossom! HOW!? HOW IS THE EVEN STATISTICALLY POSSIBLE!? WHAT IS THE IS ACTUAL LIKELIHOOD OF THAT HAPPENING!? You're being paid millions of dollars to do math wrong! DAWG! EVERY HAND! EVERY HAND THEY HAVE 2 OR 3 HAND-TRAPS! And what do I have in MY hand!? MECHA PHANTOM BEAST O-LION! WHAT GOOD IS IT THERE!? IT'S IN MY FUCKING HAND AND IT NEEDS TO BE IN THE DECK!
by Hym Iam September 12, 2023
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