Kolacker

Someone who particularly enjoys orange cream

Bro did you see that chick over there?
Yea, she kinda looks like a kolacker.

by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

kohakuswife

a tiktoker and a former editor...but they have never edited their username once! which is sus

x : bro have u seen the kohakuswife's new edit?
y: yeah bro it was raadd

by phvssed June 29, 2021

kodak moment

When your industry or business gets changed on its head because you didn't see or act in time to the changes coming (Kodak didn't react in time for digital cameras; and bang, went broke)

The business owner of a DVD rental shop (ie video store) had a kodak moment the minute Netflix came to town

by goatman99 September 1, 2017

Strangle Kojak

when a guy is alone he might want some love - no girls around he'll have to strangle Kojak.
see masturbate

"hey honey im going out for a while"
"alright time to get out my playboy and Strangle Kojak"

by simon June 18, 2006

Kodak Movement

When you shit a turd so astonishing in size or shape that you feel compelled to photograph it as proof positive.

I've had two notable Kodak Movements. Once I crapped a turd the exact size and shape of a banana,including the stem. The other was a perfect poo question mark. A honorable mention goes to the one that looked like an Indian tomahawk.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

Dirty Kodak Moment

A female you work with is extremely attractive. You know you have no shot but long to shoot one square on her face. To resolve the problem you get a picture of her, preferably a head shot, and jerk off on it. You then take a digital picture of the soiled photo and email it to her at her work address from a fake email account. After you send it to her, make sure you are in the vicinity of her desk to see her facial expression when she opens it up.

Cristina is just too fuckin hot that she left me with no other choice than to give her the Dirty Kodak Moment. You should've just seen the bitch's reaction when she saw her own face covered in my jizz.

by Frank Bastard April 16, 2008

Kolarängen crew

One of Swedens most fearsom crew's that has it's headquarters in the hoods of Älta. Many tales of crimes and other dangerous activities sorounds this crew and is also known for its many underground connections.

Examples of recognition of this crews members are unknown, they work hidden from the eyes of the goverment.

by tatchado May 1, 2005