Christian Von Koenigsegg

The smartest motherfucker on the planet, he builds sexy hypercars, and knows his cars inside and out

Christian Von Koenigsegg Can build sexy cars

by DINGDONGARMY September 27, 2021

national suck off koen day

National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th

Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.

by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019

koenigsegg

1. VERY fast cars
2. Stupidly hard word to spell, well done if you found this

Who ate all the pies:" hey what was that white blur that just overtook me "
The Real Stiggy:" me in my Koenigsegg "
Who Ate All The Pies:" damn you "

by Who Ate All The Pies July 16, 2006

koen

1. One who is godly, one who rules the world.

2. Name of the director of Magic-League.com

1. Dude, that guy is so koen.
2. Koen rocks!

by BTB February 21, 2005

Koen

An individual with the highest level of sexual might. He possess the most colossal, enormous penis in all the lands and its throbbing releases seismic waves with unmatchable power, magnitude of a god-driven earthquake.

"Gosh, Koen! What a massive schmeat! "

by peepeepoopee July 25, 2020

Kehndog

The individual single-handedly responsible for making it a bad idea to buy a former rental car.

Dude, remember that event out on the Delmarva Peninsula when Kehndog totally took us off-roading in the Buick LeSabre?

by jicket April 27, 2004

Koen King

The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.

Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.

by Mod Hebeee July 14, 2010