knob jockey

a man who likes a cock up their bum hole

every gay man is a knob jockey

by Healy-the-smackhead November 5, 2004

Knob Jockey

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

Bollocking Knob Jockey

A person who does not abide by the basic human principles, they influence bad behaviours among surrounding people; Often the younger generation

Person 1: “Why are they doing that?”

Person 2: “They are a Bollocking Knob Jockey, they can’t help it”

Person 1: “Oh, ok. I understand now. Thank you!”

Person 2: “Your welcome”

by A total slag March 31, 2022

knobjocky

alexandender waterlander

some one who likes knobs

by zakman August 29, 2003

IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011

knobjokey

A person who makes jokes about door and cabinet knobs, but is often misunderstood to be a knobjockey.

Did you hear the hilarious one that knobjokey told about the oak door who met the elm cabinet?

by Trae C. March 21, 2008

knob-jockey

a person who rides a knob, specifically their own.

your some knob-jockey

by ShaS February 26, 2003