knobend

if u are a knob end u are a DICK HEAD it is a less rude way of callin some 1 or som thing DICK HEAD

ha'll you ya knobend suck ma toe

by danny kent January 14, 2004

kfc knobing

Sexual act where the female shoves a chicken leg up the males arse and rams it until he's ready to cum. Just as he's about to cum the female will place the empty meal bucket in front of the male and he has to ejaculate into the bucket, if he hits then he then takes the bucket and slams it on top of the girls head. If he misses then as punishment the female must eat the shitty chicken.

This is a sexual act usually performed by sick freaks who also go dogging

There was no dogging happening so i went back and KFC knobbed my sister.

by The Shockmaster July 20, 2004

Not knowing

It's the opposite of knowing. Do you no what knowing is? If not, that's not knowing.

I was forced to watch Twilight, not knowing the incredible lack of plot, character development, or anything that would make a good story

by TheManlyOne December 9, 2009

Knobing

When you or a loved one partakes in the action of bending over and getting butt fucked by a door knob

"Hi Carl I was knobing my door all night long"

by Diefoll March 4, 2018

Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.

Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.

by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009

knobknot

a synonym for a topknot hairstyle. It is often associated with hipsters and pretentiousness, although it has seen an increase in use as a hairstyle for normal people giving them a prejudiced reputation as pretentious and annoying

Sam: "look at that lad with the knobknot"
Owen: "you can tell he's fucking cunt"

by oblyboblie September 3, 2022

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007