Kmart Fag

A fag without fashion.

Yuck, look at those two Kmart fags. Why would you wear that in public, really gum boots and daisy dukes.

by fruit cup columbus June 7, 2010

kmart cowboy

Someone who wears board shorts,cowboy boots,a cowboy hat,and a tank top

Hey joe look at that kmart cowboy over there

by redneck101 November 22, 2013

kmart Karen

Far worse than a normal Karen. The hostile Kmart Karen makes fun of my friend that is fat when he was getting wwe toys

Kmart Karen’s are a bitch

by I eat cok July 24, 2020

kmart drip

Being so drippy, that the hoes drop before your feet

Person 1: Damn you got that Kmart drip!
Person 2: Ik all the women are over me

by Kmart Drippy March 3, 2021

Kmart Kel

A God like employee of the Kmart Corporation

I saw Kmart Kel working the other day

by sajsdhaskjdfhaksjfaksjf May 6, 2008

kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018

KMart Connection

A internet connection that is very laggy

I can hit this guy he is laging so bad he must have a KMart Connection.

by CANINE February 19, 2008