Definitions by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops

kmart wifi 

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

kmart wifi by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018