Kerfuckered

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kleef

the process of buying crack from a black man and selling it to a chinese man...for profit of course.

I totally kleefed in the hallway this morning.

by jasper jones October 24, 2005

kerfpos

straight up just cool as hell

i am kerfpos

by kerfpos February 2, 2021

Kerflob

Word used when describing an ejaculation onto a persons face.

Man1: Dude I totally had sex with Kelly.

Man2: No way man!!!

Man1: Yea and all the sudden I was like "Kerflob!!!!!" All in her face.

Man2: Awesome!!!!!

by kerflob Master August 15, 2009

Kerfunklism

fear of showering without clothes

Did you hear how Katie showers? She just goes in with her clothes on! Wow.. She must have Kerfunklism

by Apple121 June 14, 2015

Kerfunkledub

Kerfunkledub is a word used to describe the action of humiliating another person, a exclamation of one's own elation, or disappointment in which case the word would be used in a stand alone fashion. A kerfunkler is a person who frequently uses the aforementioned word kerfunkledub however he or she must first be acknowledged by his or her fellow kerfunklers to be able to refer to herself or himself as a certified kerfunkler

"Get kerfunkledubed!!!" "Let's kerfunkledub these guys" *sigh* " kerfunkledub" "kerfunkledub!!!" "My fellow kerfunklers" "Go kerfunkledub yourself"

by Vash--- April 13, 2019

Klefan

Klefan is the best tvdu ship to ever exist. This is a romance between klaus ans stefan. I wish it happened

K: hello love
S: ily klausy
I love klefan

by Klefanlover February 8, 2022