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keks

Liverpudlian slang term referring to trousers
"I like your keks lad where you get them?"
"My keks are aggy (old and weary)"
by xrockmysocksx September 23, 2005
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keks

German for any tea biscuit or cookie. Though "Keks" was originally intended to be a plural form of "Kek", it has become a singular form (proper plural is now "Kekse").
Invented by biscuit-manufacturer Bahlsen when he first introduced his Leibnitz biscuits around 1900. When people couldn't pronounce the english word "cakes", Bahlsen made up "Keks".
Cookie Monster: "KEKSE! KEKSE!"
by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004
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keks

I had to peel my keks off I'd had them on for so long.
by Dan Fox June 12, 2003
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Keksplanation

A kek worthy situation was ruined when I had to give my friends a keksplanation.
by Shreking ball September 1, 2017
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kjerstiana

Kjerstiana’s are a great friend! They can be a little stubborn at times but everyone knows they are smart, athletic, beautiful, and funny. Kjerstiana’s are easy to talk to a keep all of your secrets.
Damn Kjerstiana, you are so beautiful!
by Amie03 November 6, 2017
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kjelstrom

A total moron who doesn't know how to use his 8===D the right way.
Look at that Kjelstrom waving his 8===D at those people!
by Dounodewae May 9, 2018
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Kekster

Kekster:

Derived from “Kek,” (a variation of "lel", itself a variation of "lol", and seems to have branched to the video game World of Warcraft over the past generations.) It is alternatively a Korean onomatopoeia for laughter written as "kekeke", rooted from ancient rituals of necrophilia or pedophilia of China. The phrase then became associated with the Egyptian deity of the same name. A kekster is a person who is known for luring children and trafficking sex. This came to be during the 1966 A1B Action investigated by the LAPD during a traffic bust operated by El Chapo, as a side operative to shadow money laundering as he was a drug lord. Today, it used used figuratively to describe a creep or an offender of ancient Egyptian/Asian descent.
That old chink man has been following us for a few blocks, I’m worried he’s a kekster.
by watermelon watermelon peanut November 14, 2020
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