kiwi

someone who does not speak the Queens English
a Convicts cousin
A fackin Kyant (a fucking cunt)
Loves going to gay pride all over the world

He must be a kiwi.

by G dog ELLis October 3, 2017

kiwi

I have an uncanny feeling the people writing most of these definitions are australians. Tut tut boys! Im a kiwi and hail from the north island: one of the 2 that make up our beautiful country. New zealand is still a member of the commonwealth but gained its strong and unique national idenity during world wars one and two. At the moment new zealand has terrible youth drinking problems (our legal age is 18) and a shot high school qualification called NCEA. But other then that new zealand is beautiful and its spring so all the lambs are frolicing! Speaking of lambs, sheep shagging is a joke of the past as i believe our dairy industry is gaining presedence, so there! Anyway all you american tourists, come to the land of the long white cloud and visit australia too...if you must.

wow, those young kiwi males drink far too much. But i bet they'll still pass ncea and go ont o become established dairy farmers. Here come some american tourists!

by k-lin October 4, 2006

Kiwi

A nickname for a very beautiful girl, over a ten, who has brown or dark skin and very long natural hair.

A nickname for a very beautiful girl who can sing and reach high pitched notes such as the kiwi bird.

Stephan: Damn, there's hella sexy women in this club tonite!
Pete: Yeah, but I got my eye on the kiwi over there!
Stephan: That's what's up. I was checking her out too.

Jessica: I hate that girl! She thinks she's all that!
Valerie: Why do you say that?!
Jessica: 'Cause she can sing and hit those Mariah Carey notes. Bitch is a kiwi!

by JooJooBeez April 13, 2009

Kiwi

colloquial name for the New Zealand dollar.

The Kiwi is up one cent against the greenback.

by lcmortensen June 7, 2010

Kiwi

A papillon puppy. Was going to grow up and have a good life, but instead, a fucking ugly fat man killed her. Poor thing...Rest in peace Kiwi, I will always love you :(

Kiwi, is now in heaven having a great afterlife.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 6, 2019

Kiwi

Slang term usually used by New Zealanders. This word means New Zealander.

"Im a kiwi and we invented pavlova"

by Kiwi #1 May 11, 2014

Kiwi

A guy from a guild on Windrunner, named Kris Halabalooza, who likes to insert his penis into sheep, and girls who are really men

Hey hala who are you always being a kiwi and banging sheep men?

by kekdreamwhisper October 3, 2009