kite

The japanese verb to cum. Pronounced (Key-Tay)

-I kited in her eye
-If you kite in there you might have a kid in 9 months
-The sensei's cute face made me kite in my jeans
-When girls see me their nekos kite in their panties.

by ThebigO-man November 24, 2008

Kite

Where, in an mmorpg, a player pulls a creature that can cause serious damage into a city, group of players, or civilization.

Hordie: Did you see that kite with Kazzack that someone made to stormwind!? Everyone got epic pwnd! It was incrediculous!
Allie: More undiculous if you ask me...

by Devadander90 July 10, 2008

Kiteing

When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapping sound. it also resembles a flying kite while it is foreward.

Tim was kiteing

by Tim January 16, 2004

kite

To leave suddenly as if swept away by the wind.

To jet.

To scram.

Sorry bro, my moms is blowing up my cell, I better kite and get to dinner.

by jrunny June 21, 2007

Kiting

To insert something into ones anus via condom or other and attatch a string for easy/quick retrieval.

"Joe is kiting drugs into the prison."
"Why dont you just kite it to get it past security"
"Kiting it would have been easier"

by QTnerd August 10, 2015

Kiting

When one smokes so much weed they get high as a kite. Usually a one word response due to the fact that you are so stoned

How high are you on a scale buzzed to stoned. I'm kiting

by NeverSober159 July 27, 2011

Kite

Cockney rhyming slang, meaning a cheque.

Listen, don't fuck about, just write me out a kite.

I need to cash a kite urgently, how long will it take?

by theoldchap August 13, 2009