Kirflunkel

The shit that is emitted from the urethra of a penis after ill-performed anal intercourse.

UGH!I went to piss and I got Kirflunkel all over the toilet seat!

by 121lovedoctor March 25, 2009

kurfunkel

to mess something up

When Art Garfunkel went to film Catch-22 he kurfunkeled his relationship with Paul Simon (SsM).

by Son of SsM July 18, 2017

Krunkle

The Krunkle:

The violent act of screwing up the sunday times and forcing it down someone's throat while screaming SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

Thomas says:
I would never krunkle somebody, unless they pissed me off

by munkah January 27, 2005

Kerfunkle

An imaginary country, popularly used in office role-playing simulations.

"Okay, PK, your turn."
"Well, as representative of the countries of Loafington and Kerfunkle..."

by Bfington September 14, 2011

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

Kerfuckled

(Ker fuck uld). To mess up a goof or a gaff do not count this is for accidents

That boy kerfuckled his geometry grade

by Cajack808 February 8, 2017

kerfunkle

When you do something you obviously weren't supposed to do.

I did a kerfunkle trying to explode the pizza.

by kerfunkular November 7, 2022