Kinnelon

A town in Northern New Jersey which was first known as Charlotteburg; a small ironmaking town that supplied iron until 1922 where the land was purchased by Francis S. Kinney who named the town after himself. Over the next century, Kinnelon would transform into a moderately quiet town with low-density suburban areas and multiple nature parks and trails.

It is also a town where there is little to nothing to do. If you do something; it is probably drugs. The school uses tons of the town's money (around 80% of the budget) and its used to buy some new Range Rovers. The schools' National ranking is dropping each year and nobody really notices. The only redeemable thing about Kinnelon's current school system is the music program, which is decent at best. Everyone in the town is white, part of the upper middle class and are apparently entitled to whatever the fuck they want. They probably also know every detail of your life as soon as you take a step in Kinnelon. The Lakes, fields, and anything remotely interesting in the town is probably a 10-minute drive from wherever you live. Making it severely inconvenient to do anything independently until your father (with a job paying 6 or 7 figures) buys you a new S-Class AMG or a Jeep as a first car (another place to smoke weed). The town is so boring, you're here reading this instead of doing anything else. As soon as anyone gets the chance to leave, they fucking run.

Guy 1: Man, I hate Kinnelon. I want to leave as soon as possible
Guy 2: Same bro same. Pass the blunt.

by Oblicuo November 25, 2018

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.

If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy

by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?

A rhetorical question commenting on the number of Kennedys that have died. A "yes" is implied.

"Is the Pope Catholic?
"Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"

by austentic November 3, 2013

Kennedy shirt

A very lowcut shirt showing lots of boob.

Girl A: sitting at her desk talking with friends
guy: stares directly at her boobs
Girl B: wow you have a kennedy shirt on and I think he likes it...

by ;)haha December 11, 2010

kennedy arm

A mildly offensive term that refers to a beirut or beer pong shot that misses back and to the left like John F. Kennedy's head did when he was shot (which supports the grassy knoll theory). Typically results from excessive follow-through from a right-handed shooter.

When Steve was starting his shot on the last cup, Tim shouted, "Your mom!" at precisely the right moment. This shocking insult hit too close to home and caused Steve to overdo his throwing motion, unleashing a wicked kennedy arm that sailed back and to the left of the cups.

by Nicholas D January 7, 2012

Kennedi

A very loyal, cool, and popular person. Makes friends very easily, intelligent, someone people love to be around. Kind hearted, but also has a mean streak. LOVES to have fun, and hang out. Also has a wild side!

kennedi is cool

by Kennediiscool January 4, 2012