keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

Kiefer

Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.

Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.

by Dirknath January 8, 2009

Kiefer Sutherland

A bowl of weed packed with some amount of kief on top of it. Can range from a light sprinkling to a liberal layering of the lovely powdery substance.

Time to smoke a Kiefer Sutherland.

by kuunwoon11 September 10, 2007

Kiefer

Sick guy funny likes girls has a big dick and loves to have sex in bed

Kiefer likes sex

by Wolfkiler January 13, 2017

Kiefer

A person who is a little pussy but talks like he is the greatest thing since sliced bread

*I just beat up like 6 dudes after I fucked like 21 bitches

*Man stop being such a Kiefer

by repthesquad March 1, 2015

kiefer

also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.

::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH

by neilbauer May 13, 2005

Kiefer

kiefer is a thing where people get hard every-morning when they wake up.

Aww sh*t i got kiefered again!

by UrbanDictionmaster November 9, 2017