kiddy fiddler

someone who fiddles with children

Kieran McLennan is a kiddy fiddler

by keiran mclennan June 12, 2015

Kiddy-Pool

Girl/Group of girls considerably younger than you

"Hey man, lets call up the Kiddy-Pool tonight"

"Kevin's drownin in the Kiddy-Pool again..."

by Austizzle February 12, 2007

Kiddy Bopper

Any person who watches the Disney channel, enjoys the music of Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, and can't get enough of Zac Efron. It is mildly derived from the term "Teeny Bopper", where pop music is the main influence of style and the lyrics directly affect their thoughts and life's choices.

Underaged Girl: "OMG I can't believe I won tickets to Justin Bieber's concert! ZOMGWTF ILYBBQ!!1"

Immature Older Brother: "Dumb bi**h. You're such a kiddy bopper."

by Salami Tommi May 19, 2010

kiddy pool

a pool that gets pooped and pissed in

little kids and old people

by thebestguyonearth November 18, 2003

kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo

"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"

by derping chicken December 30, 2011

kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017

Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023