You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Kiddining

The word kidding, just with an extra -ing on the end to make it sound cooler.

Your stupid, LOL just kiddining!

by Pinecone230296 April 20, 2011

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Captain K. Kiddo

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.

Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.

by Head Ington May 3, 2010

Are you fucking kidding me?

You will say this when you question what is asked or told to you in the most extreme way possible.

Usually you would say "are you kidding?" in a subtle way if your calm but when you become full on angry, angrier that Goku...; ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

basically...this can be said at any given time when someone asks you a favor, question, a "go do it" order.

Hey I forgot my bag at home can you drive 20 minutes over to drop it off

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Almost at the end of a Halo game, Iron being on..and everyone dies) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

(Power goes out when you are downloading super important shit) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

by ...their not fucking kidding.. October 14, 2011

Kiddo

someone you love, probably a good friend or just someone you admire.

boy-"hey kiddo"
Girl-"hi"

by Xoxo36 March 4, 2015

Just kidding!

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.

"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"

by I hate preps. August 29, 2005