When late at night on a submarine one Heterosexual man spits into another heterosexual mans mouth usually as an act of boredom.
“Alex! Give me that keywestern!” Ryan says. Alex eagerly replies, “Yes Petty Officer!” Alex then precedes to keywestern Ryan.
by The keywesterner March 31, 2021
Get the keywestern mug.One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.
Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.
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by BenEvolutioN January 8, 2022
Get the Spicy Keyster mug.A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
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