when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”
by saucyBdog August 19, 2019
Get the bettering mug.is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
Get the kettling mug.1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
by gnostic1 May 23, 2011
Get the katering mug.What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.
The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.
by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005
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Get the Olives Kitteridge Burger mug.Following the change by PETA to rename the animals formerly known as "Fish" into the new name of "Sea Kittens", this is the modified term used when catching said animals in replacement of the old term of "Fishing"
We are going to head out to do some Sea Kittening for dinner tonight.
Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?
Hey, have you seen my new Sea Kittening Boat?
by HansSC January 14, 2009
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