kesseret

Female lover of cats, and computer expert extraordinare

by Emily November 4, 2003

Kesler

Coming from the root word "kesl" meaning copper, and the suffix "er" for one who is/does. Simply "copper worker".

Today more or less means someone who does things logically.

"Dumbass! that's what you get for not using the Kesler method.

by Blarmitskerpoo June 28, 2008

Kesler's Theory

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.

If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.

by yugeryy January 22, 2022

Keisler

That German hippie with the long hair. The one who looks short and not scary, but he'll kill you. But deep down he's a super sweet guy, who just wants to be loved.

Dude, that's a Keisler...

by Cuddles Muffins June 30, 2011

Kessley

A man who never hesitates to share his mind and often plans to rule the world; a leader type.

"Kessley, even my ipod thinks your the messiah..."

by o.0!? September 12, 2011

Keslering

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013

Kestler

A sex act between 3 lesbians involving peanut butter and bananas.

I saw this thing called a Kestler in a porno, and i've been craving peanut butter ever since.

by kacykaughn February 15, 2010