kept gettin' up

leaving or running away

I saw him hit my car but he didn't stop. He jus' kept gettin' up.

by jodphoto February 23, 2022

Balls be kept

The only statement that counters no balls

1:No balls if u dont RIP ur nuts off
2:Balls be kept if u dont rip ur nuts off
1 "falls to ground and rips his nuts off then dies"

John:No balls if u dont suck a dick
Jeremy:balls be kept if u dont suck a dick

by Sick on those tittys October 25, 2018

KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)

I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.

by The kept wife life October 10, 2023

kept a good shoulder

to never act in a mean way, to always leave a good impression.

"My old buddy 'kept a good shoulder' with everyone"

by XMUAHXMUAH August 3, 2022