A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. He was born from the sweat of a hot gay sex session featuring Chuck Norris, King Leonidas, Michael Clarke Duncan, and Julius Ceaser, and from the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly spherical head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible. However, you can continue the legend of Dan Kelly by making jokes such as "Dan Kelly naked...(add anything. Anything at all)" or just yelling "Dan Kelly" at passerbys will brighten their days. Tell these jokes to your friends, have your friends pass them on, and appreciate the joy that Dan Kelly brings to small children on Christmas, Hannuakuah, Easter, and St. Patrick's Day.
Max: Hey, Dan Kelly naked solving a Rubik's Cube in 4 minutes and 40 seconds.
Steve: Yeah? Well, Dan Kelly naked playing the acoustic guitar in the lunar module.
Max: Nice. Dan Kelly naked stacking the chairs in a women's prison.
Steve: Damn, you're good.
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Tim: Hey Dan Kelly!
Dan Kelly:Shut your goddamn mouth and go climb a wall of dicks.
Tim: Okay...
-Finally-
Max: DAN KELLY!!!!!
Steve: Yeah? Well, Dan Kelly naked playing the acoustic guitar in the lunar module.
Max: Nice. Dan Kelly naked stacking the chairs in a women's prison.
Steve: Damn, you're good.
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Tim: Hey Dan Kelly!
Dan Kelly:Shut your goddamn mouth and go climb a wall of dicks.
Tim: Okay...
-Finally-
Max: DAN KELLY!!!!!
by JeffreySK March 31, 2008
Get the Dan Kelly mug.Dr David Christopher Kelly CMG was a scientist, employee of the MoD and UN weapons inspector. Dr Kelly was murdered in 2003 by agents acting on behalf of Tony Bliar.
In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.
Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.
After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.
On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
In 2003 Dr Kelly headed the team which produced a dossier for the Joint Intelligence Committee detailing Iraq's WMD capabilities. It was this dossier on which Prime Minister Tony Bliar based his bizarre insistence to the House of Commons that Iraq posed a threat to the UK. Mr Blair stated that he had concrete evidence that Iraq could have the capability to fire chemical or biological weapons into Britain within 45 minutes of Saddam Hussain giving the order. Mr Blair stated that the information was all contained within Dr Kelly's report but that no-one else could see it as it was classified for reasons of national security.
Incensed by the Prime Minister's gross misrepresentation of his report, Dr Kelly took the extraordinary step of publicly declaring that the report was being misquoted and the British Parliament and public were being mislead.
After making his announcement, Dr Kelly went into hiding, breaking cover only to say that "dark forces are at work" and that he feared for his family.
On the morning of 18th of June 2003 Dr Kelly was found dead.
Fred: The Hutton Inquiry has ruled that David Kelly committed suicide and that he hadn't said the things attributed to him by the media.
Bill: Bloody whitewash.
Bill: Bloody whitewash.
by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008
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