Kellan

A hot very muscular guy who has a big dick and is exceedingly nice to women.

-Yo did you see that guy have sex with her and make her coffee after?

- yeah that guy is such a Kellan

by obesepedobear October 13, 2011

Kellenberg

hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.

One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.

"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"

by oneheartonemind October 24, 2011

Kellan

Kellan

The love of my life, Kellan. and i care about them so much they deserve the world

by Loney_Dan December 2, 2018

Kellenberg

A sexist and runs on a social hierarchy but it’s still a pretty lit school. A place where everyone knows eveything about everyone (even teachers). Where teachers are more likely to date with each other than students

Kellenberg is full of lit things and is socialistic

by Tobitthedif October 20, 2017

Kellen

A sexy guitar geek.

He's a kellen. That's hot.

by ShamWow October 16, 2008

Kellenberg

Really big school in Uniondale. Just like Chaminade only with girls. Has many clubs and sports. Academically very strong. In many people's opinions, it's a great school.

Kellenberg is really big!

by blue tuesday April 3, 2011

Kellenberg

A place where sicko Mode, Mo Bamba, and Thotiana have became very popular. It is where you bust down when the teacher is turned around. It is also the definition Ass

Hey bob you tryna pull a kellenberg tonight?

by Class of 2021 March 2, 2019