doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab

by Rdobby October 25, 2019

Kela

origin: assamese. language.(india)..a multipurpose word that can be used to express ones feelings of different sort...in different moments..to increase the gravity of the situation

anger..what would u do kela, kela...u bitch
exclaimation..oye kela!!
Fear..what will i do now kela..
love. n emotioms..i love you kela,you are my best friend kela
sadness..i failed kela

by assamese_punk September 14, 2010

kalab

A Kalab will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kalab will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling you'll do. A Kalab is the best kind of guy you'll ever come across, so if you're lucky enough meet a Kalab don't let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

He is such a Kalab!

by #starchild# October 24, 2014

shit kebab

After pulling out of anal sex and seeing a resemblance between your cock and a shish kebab but the meat has been replaced with shit

Person 1: I told you to clean out your ass, now you've left me with shit kebab

by Dr Danga December 14, 2008

Keabetswe

A Southern-African Setswana name that means 'I am gifted'. Individuals who bear this name are usually genuine at heart, have a vibrant energy, highly talented, they are great kissers, they are great in bed and they are the most romantic beings you could ever meet.

1. I'm tired of my bad luck in dating, I just need a Keabetswe in my life.
2. Oh my gosh! All that for me? You such a Keabetswe!

by The Motswana Queen November 23, 2021

lun kebab

Frequently used in various parts of Britain for a person considered an idiot

"Oh cuz, your brother is a lun kebab innit"

by BOBYFUR242 February 7, 2017