veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina, mainly for purposes of sneaking contriband into jail.

Did she keester that crack pipe into the jail?
Nah bro, she was veestering it

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

Veestering

Veestering is the act of a female stuffing objects in her vagina to sneak into a jail, or other correctional facility. Not to be confused with keestering, which is the act of stuffing objects into the anus.

"Hey did Adam keester that smoked meat into the jail?"
"No, he was veestering it the whole time"

by Burritoslayer69 January 31, 2019

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026